"And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so"
Name: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Origin: WWE
Gender: Male
Classification: The Texas Rattlesnake, The Toughest Son Of A Bitch On The Planet
Age: 49
Powers and Abilities: Expert at whooping asses (even backwards), charismatic and very skilled fighter, throws and drink beers like a boss, precognition (predicted the Chris Benoit tragedy)
Weaknesses: What?
Destructive Capacity: Stone Cold Stunner level
Range: Flying beer level
Speed: He can instantly Stun his opponent
Durability: He doesn't care
Strength: Stone Cold level
Stamina: He can fight strong wrestlers and can drink later many beers because he can
Standard Equipment: Badass jacket, his beers, his toughness
Intelligence: Legend level
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Stone Cold Stunner: This move is executed by kicking the opponent in his guts, placing the back near of him, as the enemy is bent over, he grabs a bit of his neck and jaw and puts them on the shoulder. The move is completed by sitting down quickly and has as a result to inflict massive damage to the opponents neck and jaw.
- Mudhole Stomp: Multiple stomps are executed continuously, followed by giving the middle finger in the opponents face and then finishing him with another final stomp.
Other:
On the 8th day, God created Stone Cold Steve Austin. He stomps mudholes in your ass even harder than your mother. And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
WHAT?
You try to defy what he says? Prepare for multiple Stunners.
Then watch beerbottles flying everywhere.
Notable OBD Victories:
- Bleachverse (Bleach)
- Karakuri Chachamaru (Negima) - Toaster Profile
Notable OBD Losses:
Stone Cold doesn't lose and that's the bottom line
Other: