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| The most powerful character in existence. |
Name: Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl/The Anti-Life/Slayer of all that breathes.
Origin: Marvel Comics
Gender: Female
Classification: Human Mutant/Unstoppable Force of Ultimate Destruction
Age: Teenager
Powers and Abilities: Squirrel - like speed and agility, prehensile tail, retractable claws, able to communicate with and control squirrels, able to win every fight off and on - panel
Weaknesses: What, are you kidding?
Destructive Capacity: Infinite+
Range: Infinitely beyond infinite
Speed: As fast as she damn well wants to be
Durability: Completely invincible to anything and everything
Strength: Stronger than Omnipotent
Stamina: Infinitely beyond infinitely beyond infinite
Standard Equipment: Acorns and Tippy-Toe, her squirrel pet/sidekick
Intelligence: Smart enough to know that victories over the strongest characters should always be off - panel
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Squirrel Infestation: Sends squirrels to tear apart things from the inside out. Works on things even as powerful as MODOK and Doctor Doom's armor
- Off - panel victory: No matter how powerful an opponent she's fighting, she simply starts the fight, then there's a cut to off-panel, and it cuts back with her lying over the defeated body of her opponent. This always works. ALWAYS.
Notable OBD Victories:
- All of them
Notable OBD Losses:
- As if
Other: If you take this profile seriously, you are way too pedantic to be a member of the OBD community.