Name: Marko "Markoolio" Lethosalo
Origin: Finland, real world (though he has fictional feats)
Gender: Male
Classification: Human, Rapper
Age: 35
Powers and Abilities: None in particular except being annoying (canon in his videos), but can use a gun, sniper rifle, or drive a tank (although not very well)
Weaknesses: Groin attacks do a lot more damage to him than other attacks do.
Destructive Capacity: Without equipment, below peak human.
Range: Without additional equipment, He's just an average human.
Speed: Below Peak Human
Durability: Has survived Atmospheric reentry AND the crash that follows, the Christian God's lightning judgment, getting blown up by a giant fireworks rocket and being ran over by a bus, none of them really had a lasting effect on him.
Strength: Average human.
Stamina: Average human.
Standard Equipment: None
Intelligence: Described as having zero IQ and an X-ray scan shows him to have two goldfishes for a brain. Have built a giant fireworks rocket from scratch, though.
Notable Attacks/Techniques: He really has none, except annoying the hell out of people (including God).
Notable OBD Victories: None
Notable OBD Losses: None
Other: All his feats are in a way gag feats, since his videos pretty much run on Rule of Funny.