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| Greatest Iranian of all time. You respect the legend or go fuck yourself forever. |
Name: The Iron Sheik
Origin: WWE
Gender: Male
Classification: Legend
Age: 75
Powers and Abilities: Peak human (was an athlete and a soldier in the Iranian army) Can beat the fuck out of whoever he wants (BREAK THEIR BACKS MAKE THEM HUMBLE), mind manipulation with his no-holds barred promos, he’s the legend
Weaknesses: Nothing, he’s the legend
Destructive Capacity: Country level (he’s destroyed North Korea, jabroni)
Range: Planetary (he has over 200,000 Twatter followers and has destroyed people from thousands of miles away)
Speed: Relativistic to FTL reflexes via powerscaling (he’s defeated Darth Vader and various Jedi)
Durability: Legend level
Lifting Strength: However much it takes to put someone in Camel Clutch break his back make him humble
Striking Strength: Fucking huge, jabroni (he can strike the Simpsons and Family Matters in their TV shows)
Stamina: Can go however long it takes to make jabronis humble
Standard Equipment: His turban
Intelligence: Master of wit level
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Camel Clutch: The Iron Sheik gets on a downed opponent’s back, grabs his head and neck, and lifts up, contorting the neck and spine.
- Iranian Drop: A two-handed chokeslam
Notable OBD Victories:
- Asselerator (LolAru) – Asselerator Profile
Notable OBD Losses:
The legend doesn’t lose you fucking jabroni
Other:
5 star profile.
3/13/13: He became the new Pope. JABRONI.