The last thing you saw before a brutal ass-kicking.
The last thing you saw before a brutal ass-kicking.


Name: Theodore Roosevelt. Some call him "Teddy" but he dislikes the nickname.
Origin: Real Life
Gender: Male
Classification: Human politician, explorer, Badass.
Age: 61
Powers and Abilities: Can kick anyone's ass, even from beyond the grave. Can take a shot to the chest and still give a two hour long speech. Immortality (Type 5, with one exception).
Weaknesses: Vulnerable when he's asleep, but only to the Grim Reaper (who is afraid to try and take him while awake). Other than that, he has no weaknesses whatsoever.
Destructive Capacity: Omniverse+
Range: Infinite.
Speed: Meaningless, but if he decided he wanted to move around instead of instantly kick your ass, it would be massively FTL.
Durability: Human-level, but only because he's a good sport and allows it to be so.
Strength: Infinite
Stamina: Infinite
Standard Equipment: His glasses.
Intelligence: Widely recognized as one of the great American presidents, won a Nobel peace Prize for brokering a peace deal between the warring Japanese and Russian Empires. Sunk the Spanish fleet over night. Had a black belt in jujitsu and was a champion boxer.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Roosevelt needed no techniques. If you could kick anyone's ass you wouldn't need them either.

Notable OBD Victories:

- Andrew Jackson (Real Life)

Notable OBD Losses:

Other: He crossed the River Of Doubt, after which it was renamed The River Of Unquestionable Certainty. He also beat a cougar in a knife fight.