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| Bruce Lee punching back in time to kill the dinosaurs. |
Name: Bruce Lee/Li Xiaolong
Origin: Real Life
Classification: Human Martial Artist/Minor Deity
Age: 32 at time of death
Powers and Abilities: Super strength, super speed, super durability, super martial arts, super ventriloquism, ki/sensing, energy manipulation, flight, infinite willpower, and screaming
Weaknesses: The UFC, fanboys, the Chinese mafia, boards that hit back, and being dead
Destructive Capacity: Omniverse^3+
Speed: Omnipresent^3+ (no camera could ever capture his movements, but he is everywhere at once so it doesn't matter)
Durability: Omniverse^3+
Strength: Class Eleventy Billion^3+
Standard Equipment: Nunchaku made of neutronium
Intelligence: So intelligent he can count to a Googolplex in one second while out prep-timing Batman
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- North Star Fist of Lingering Regret!: Bruce Lee screams violently and embeds his thumbs into Toei, two of the body's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pressure points. When Bruce removes his thumbs, the opponent has 1500 years in which to feel remorse for their sins, before dying of a peaceful death in their sleep.
- Kamehamehamehamehamehame...: Bruce screams violently and charges up an Omniverse buster. Then says "lol" and kicks the opponent in the nuts. (Note: Bruce Lee doesn't fight women, he simply eats them instead, and rapes them during digestion. Several hours later a fresh, steaming baby is regurgitated and thus is the circle of life).
- Fatality!: Bruce Lee screams violently and jumps on his opponent, stomping them through the earth's core and destroying all of creation.
Notable OBD Victories:
Chuck Norris
God
The One Above All
Goku
Everyone else
Notable OBD Losses:
Royce Gracie
Popeye
Howard the Duck
Other:
If you take this profile seriously, you are way too pedantic to be a member of the OBD community.