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| Big Poppa Pump |
Name: Scott Carl Rechsteiner, Scott Steiner
Origin: WWE
Gender: Male
Classification: Big Poppa Pump, The Genetic Freak, The Freakzilla, White Thunder, The Big Bad Booty Daddy
Age: 52
Powers and Abilities: Skilled wrestler, he destroys his opponent with words of truth, mindfuckery, reality warping, probability manipulation, time travel, super strength
Weaknesses: None bitch
Destructive Capacity: Star system level+
Range: His arms are the size of the big dipper bitch
Speed: Quite fast bitch
Durability: Arena level
Strength: Has wrestled a lot of countries, get it bitch? He can also rearrange the big dipper and is so strong it changes probability, bitch
Stamina: Superstar level
Standard Equipment: His shades and his chain mail hood
Intelligence: He has to dumb himself down because he studied in a highly educated university, get it bitch?
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Steiner Recliner: He sits on the back of his opponent, who is face down on the ground and executes a chinlock, then leans back and pulls the opponent's head and torso and tries to make his opponent give up, he then whispers in their ear...SIZE DOES MATTER BITCH.
- Steiner Screwdriver: He grabs and lifts his opponent and then executes a reverse piledriver, in the end he jumps up and drops down to a seated position, driving the opponent's head down to the ground.
Quotes:
''Well you see i come from a highly educated university.''
'' I came here to kick somebody's ass.''
'' You see i control the landscape.''
'' I have wrestled a lot of countries.''
'' Get my BAGS. Get my BAGS.''
'' Cause i tell the truth and you people can't handle the truth.''
'' You are genetic junk.''
'' Your chances of winnin' drastically go down.''
'' You are not Big Poppa Pump and I'm gonna kick your ass.''
"Sit down white trash, GET ON YOUR KNEES and pay homage to the man with the largest arms in the world"
"So as you're in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name"
"When I look at you I see an old son of a bitch"
"You can go STRAIGHT TO HELL! Or France, they're both the same thing"
"So when I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear, SIZE DOES MATTER BITCH!"
"You are just one bitchslap away from becoming an ex champion"
I'm trying to be Bobby Lashley's friend and tell him, his wife's involved with an other man. And all he does is wanna beat me up. It's not my fault he can't control his woman. He can't excite her. He can't satisfy her. When she took her wedding vows and said 'for better or worse', she didn't realize 'for worse' could be that bad. She found out that Bobby Lashley's muscles were all show - and no go. But that she looks at the Big Bad Booty Daddy, she looks at my résumé and my conquest of 20.000 women, when I broke Wilt Chamberlain's record - she knows the Big Bad Booty Daddy can go. She looks at the fire in my eyes, she sees the intensity, she sees my veins busting out— And dare I say she wants me to bust her out! Falls Count Anywhere? No DQ? I'm gonna take Bobby Lashley home and pin him one, two, three in his own front yard. And then I'm gonna take his wife and cover her, too. Only difference is, one is gonna be a winner and one is gonna be a loser. Kristal Lashley is gonna be a BIG winner."
But the last guy, that they hired... The last man, that TNA management got... That freaked me out, disco viberated my brain and set me into freak mode. Here the company finally got Sting
Notable OBD Victories:
- A bunch of jobbers (ToAru) - Fiama, Terra, Aqua, Vent profiles
- Fairy Tailverse (Fairy Tail)
- Gilgamesh (Fate/Stay Night) - Gilgamesh Profile
Notable OBD Losses:
Other: